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KillerPsycho
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| 07-03-2008 12:29 AM |
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spamsdelicious
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RE: Talk to the Frog
ya internet problems
DEFINITION: "internet problems", n.
1. When one does not have access to the world wide web, for any number of reasons, including, but not limited to:
a. loss of data connectivity services (ex: ISP outage, translocating to an area bereft of net access)
b. loss of terminal access (ex: computer blows up, network card blows up, house catch fire, malware)
c. loss of ease of net-presence (ex: becoming an R-tard, having a life, hospitalization)
d. loss of usage privileges (ex: grounded, P-whipped, universal I.P. ban)
2. a literal problem with the internet such as, yet, again, not limited to:
a. superfluous browsing of pron resulting in distinct lack of interest for websites without a XXX rating
b. a hacker or bot-net created thereby which specifically targets and assails your computer as soon as you log on to the internet, making it impossible to connect to the WWW without subsequently formatting your primary disk drive (this may fall under section 1.)
c. an excruciatingly slow data connection which makes loading even the Google homepage take longer than a back to back reading of Homer's Iliad & Odyssey as done by Stephen Hawking ... on a bad day
I must admit i succumbed to 1.c. recently but hey im back!
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Cheers from Spam Central,
Spam S DeLicious - XW Guide Staff & Forum Friend
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FrogDailey
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RE: Talk to the Frog
Frog'Z Rule...Ya Frog'Z
Those who believe in telekinetics,
raise my hand
- Kurt Vonnegut
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| 07-19-2008 12:29 AM |
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FrogDailey
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RE: Talk to the Frog
So......Ya how is everyone doing????
Frog'Z Rule...Ya Frog'Z
Those who believe in telekinetics,
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- Kurt Vonnegut
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Darkravenbw
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Drago 93
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RE: Talk to the Frog
This post was last modified: 07-28-2010 10:38 AM by Drago 93.
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| 07-28-2010 10:37 AM |
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